Do you know what a “One Upper ” is?
It’s a person that usually gossips,
A person that talks all the time,
What stands out the most is they usually lie,
And try to compete with you in regular conversation,
If you found a dollar today, yesterday they found a hundred dollars,
If you were sick last week, last month they almost died,
Whatever your complaints are they have worse complaints,
And whatever your blessing are they have been blessed a thousand times more,
For all the “one uppers” out there we know who you are,
Your annoying and you live a fake life and its mainly only in your mind,
Please find a way to stop making stuff up,
And please stop trying to one up any and everything people say to you.